| chris t ( @ 2008-04-30 20:32:00 |
| Entry tags: | consumption |
repeatedly elevated pressure.

Today I went and ate the meal prescribed in the penny-arcade of our forefathers. It was. . . grand in scale. Epic in size. Between 1743 and 2173 calories. (Decided to skip out on the ham, but I'm not sure how to tot up the chocolate shake.) Cost me $9.20, which has got to be at least twice as much as I've ever spent at a Burger King.
I might as well get an arrow tattooed on my chest, pointing to my heart, with a label that says "BLOOD CLOTS HERE"